20 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Dachshunds

#7 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

dachshund in swing
Uhm excuse me, a little push, please?

#8 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

holding dachshund cute face in snow
I changed my mind, I’m going to pee inside the house

#9 Also they’re messy. Really messy.

dachshund in mud
“Go outside and play”

#10 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Dachshund.

dachshund wearing a colorful scarf
Can we go outside now?

#11 Don’t get a Dachshund if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.

dachshund puppy looking at his owner
Guess who peed on the couch…

#12 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

dachshund standing on a sofa with socks
This makes a good chew toy

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